Manifestos

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Manifestos

  • Philistine Case Files Presents:  Case #002 – Kuru

    What if Kuru never truly disappeared? Philistine Case Files examines prion disease, cannibalism, CJD, missing persons, and the uncomfortable possibility that some “eradicated” horrors may simply have learned to hide behind more respectable names.

  • Power Crushes Your Neck

    Power is everywhere, dressed up in laws, uniforms, courts, and claims of legitimacy. This manifesto questions why we obey, who benefits from obedience, and whether consent can ever exist inside a system built on coercion. Also: cops, Wendy’s, anarchism, air fryers, and the occasional boot fetish.

  • Paranormal Files – Case #0001 – The Case of the Night-Tickler

    I’m so scared writing this right now, my pants are wet from ectoplasm!

  • The Death of the Humanities

    A short essay lamenting the loss of the humanities, in favour of loving SEO and corpo-slop.

  • Canada is Still Happening

    And who says Canadian politics is boring? I’m Canadian. I like being Canadian, but I’m not blind to the problems of my country: the rising cost of living, the ineffectual “Charter of Rights and Freedoms” which stymies economic progress, and how what was once a great country has turned into a “just okay” country, where…

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