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Manifestos

Manifestos

Where the “where the hell do we put this?” goes to die. Opinions, rants, and political musings. Off-Compass only.

MANIFESTOS

  • Power Crushes Your Neck

    Power is everywhere, dressed up in laws, uniforms, courts, and claims of legitimacy. This manifesto questions why we obey, who benefits from obedience, and whether consent can ever exist inside a system built on coercion. Also: cops, Wendy’s, anarchism, air fryers, and the occasional boot fetish.

  • Paranormal Files – Case #0001 – The Case of the Night-Tickler

    I’m so scared writing this right now, my pants are wet from ectoplasm!

  • The Death of the Humanities

    OpenAI could not process this prompt, which is exactly what I wanted to show. Thanks a lot OpenAI! You’ve done exactly what you’re meant to do. Destroy and ruin EVERYTHING!

  • Canada is Still Happening

    And who says Canadian politics is boring? I’m Canadian. I like being Canadian, but I’m not blind to the problems of my country: the rising cost of living, the ineffectual “Charter of Rights and Freedoms” which stymies economic progress, and how what was once a great country has turned into a “just okay” country, where…

  • Why You Need to Watch the WNBA

    The best fun I’ve had in years If you’re ever bored, drunk, and horny you’ll love watching the WNBA. The funniest air balls, misses, people losing their shoes mid game (Kelsey Mitchell, looking at you!) and of course the overt politics bleeding into sports. Not only that, the women aren’t bad looking either. Some have…

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