Wildcat (2025) Movie Review

What’s with Shakespearean actors doing these shitty films?

By: Jason

FUCK YEAH! Another badass super bitch fucks everyone up and saves the day! The same type of shit pumped out over and over again, just slightly tweaked here and there. A trash storyline about someone doing impossible, over-the-top bullshit to stop the bad guys and save a kid. Sounds real fucking interesting… sign me up!

What’s up with the push for new movies about loving mothers that will do anything to have a child or save one from peril? It’s as if the women’s empowerment crap has gone too far off the rails, with every woman suffocating, beating, or cooking their children alive. It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Okay now, let’s go ahead and remember when we were supposed to be powerful, independent women,” and not complete fucking psychos. Give a woman too much power, too much choice, and they go off the rails. Now we have mothers killing their kids, women raping kids every other day, and women getting the shit kicked out of them for messing with a foreigner or criminal, thinking, “Dis a good man to be ma baby daddy.”

Kate Beckinsale sounds like she has throat cancer from smoking for seventy-plus years. She’s also far too old to be playing the role of a badass hero. Every fucking action movie now has an actor that’s in their fifties or sixties. It’s ridiculous. It’s honestly just off-putting to see someone that is clearly in pain while attempting to film these action scenes. Their movements are stiff and rigid, and they don’t look like they could dish it out or take it at all. Kate Beckinsale is fucking rail-thin, and she’s supposed to be a badass that kicks the shit out of people? No, she’d be turned into a flesh puppet immediately.

Kate Beckinsale plays Ada, a former black ops member turned mother. Her child gets kidnapped, and now it’s time to get the old team back together to fuck shit up and save her daughter. The acting is mediocre, and the script is even worse. Shitty, annoying characters and a terrible storyline. It’s a failed attempt at another “badass woman who takes on ten men at once and absolutely beats the shit out of them all” type of movie. Unrealistic fight scenes with terrible choreography, awkward shaky camera work, and annoying, drawn-out scenes that I’m guessing were for comedic effect. Nothing about this movie was funny or even good.

Kate Beckinsale was a great actress through the nineties and into the early two thousands, with great movies such as Much Ado About Nothing (1993), The Last Days of Disco (1998), the Underworld (2003) series, Van Helsing (2004), or even Vacancy (2007). In recent years, her movies have been slowly getting worse and worse, leading to this current flop. Come on, stop making old, worn-out actors and actresses do these roles. It just doesn’t work. Why don’t you just marry some minor Saudi nobleman like most women do, you dumb slut!

Charles Dance, what are you doing? Why would you lower yourself to this type of trash movie? Just a couple of scenes with a few lines of dialogue, and he’s by far the best actor in this movie. Charles really steals the entire movie. His acting is far superior to all the other actors in this movie. Really goes to show you how bad this movie is. I truly hope that Charles gets more serious roles in the future that can really showcase his talent once again and not have it wasted in shit like this.

Rasmus Hardiker takes on the role of Edward. The most annoying fucking retard I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing. Edward, the brother of Ada, was heavily abused as a child by their father. So naturally, that makes him a sniveling little mental wreck of a man. As someone who went through that shit, I can tell you that you’ll be more of a jaded, angry asshole who hates the world more than anything. It makes me angry that I always see mentally disturbed people being portrayed as helpless, useless, good-for-nothing garbage. That being said, I do hate all these whiny cunts who broadcast their “mental problems.” Yeah, if you were really fucked in the head, you’d keep it quiet and suffer in silence like those with real problems.

The music is terrible. Nothing that stands out or adds to the movie. You’d think there would be some awesome fight scene beats like in John Wick (2014), but no, just basic slop that you’d hear in any shitty action movie. It’s almost like they tried to go with a Hotline Miami vibe with the music, badasses killing scumbags, but they failed miserably. It’s basically soft, lackluster techno beats that are probably AI-made.

Sex scenes and BDSM clubs throughout the movie, and yet we don’t get to see anyone naked, not even some tits. If you’re going to make a shit action movie, the least you can do is show something! What happened to the good ol’ eighties, where every movie had a bombshell of a woman showing her tits and ass? Now we get glimpses, awkward sex scenes, and a whole lot of garbage. Other than that, we get COCK, lots and lots of cock on screen. But the heavens help us if a little bit of vagina is shown. Any movie made now that has nudity will always show some guy with his dick out. I don’t want to see that shit. No one wants to see that. Dicks aren’t nice to look at. Come on, inclusivity, man. If you’re gonna show cock, I wanna see some actual pussy on screen. Not just a flash of her standing there with her legs closed. If we’re forced to see full-frontal cock, then I want full-frontal vag.

I’m sure you can guess how this travesty ends. That’s right, she kills everyone, saves her kid, and makes it out alive. Not without her whole team and brother dying along the way… some badass hero she is. Please don’t waste your time watching this movie. It’s just not worth it. Go watch something else… anything else. Just not this shit.

⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛ – Performances

⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛ – Action / Special Effects

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ – Nudity (Very disappointing)

⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛ – Story

1.5 / 10 Overall Rating

A garbage movie that doesn’t even redeem itself by allowing us to see Kate Beckinsale’s naked old washed up body. Since I didn’t get to see her tits, vagina, or anything else, this movie gets a 1.5 / 10. If it wasn’t for Charles Dance, this movie would be a 0.5 / 10.