Victoria Falls (Absolute Doggerel Nonsense Poetry)

Victoria Falls (Absolute Doggerel Nonsense Poem)

You are so beautiful,
I’m so juvenile,
I like your face,
It’s a real ace.
I like the way you laugh,
It’s a real chaff.
I also like your arms,
You’d look good holding firearms.

I like your scent,
My love is totally and fully spent
On the sapphires of your eyeballs.
Care to spend time with me at Victoria Falls?
I know it’s really far away
But I’d love to make it a day
With you
In a zoo.
By Victoria Falls.

I ride with you in my bobsleigh
With the Jamaican National Team,
It makes me wanna cream
My pants while holding a bouquet.
Maybe we can dance in the moonlight
But don’t worry, I won’t bite
It won’t be like a bullfight!
I even bought you some CHROMITE.
Just remember Victoria Falls
And my Eyeballs.

I’m sorry if I’m bad at words,
Don’t think me like the swineherds,
I just love the way you look at me
And it makes me wanna pee.