Acid Reflux (Doggerel Poem)

I can’t eat bread,

I can’t drink beer.

My life is falling apart,

And I’m stuck with my acid reflux.

If I eat too much I will shart,

Now I can’t spend money on Robux.

Make sure you keep em’ spread,

I have a lot of fear.

Another Doggerel classic. Enjoy this travesty of the human language.