Connor’s Works
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Brown Treasure (Concrete Poem) (Content Warning: Disgusting)
Look away if you want. You’re the one who clicked on a poem called “Brown Treasure.” Disgusting!\ / \ / x x The ~bz~ brown treasure smears my teeth and I lick it when I go to sleeeeeep. The wormy turds satiate my hunger for I have now become a true shitmonger. They fired me…
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Prosperous Universe (2022) Video Game Review
Prosperous Universe is a game dedicated to a very small number of people, a niche type of gamer who enjoys economic spreadsheet games, but who doesn’t want to deal with the piracy elements of Eve Online.
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Lord Will Serial #1: A Night’s Walk (Original Short Story)
An eccentric nocturnal nobleman investigates a missing girl, clashes with local weirdos, and stumbles into something far stranger than himself.
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The Choir Without Flesh (Original Flash Fiction)
Humanity finally escaped the prison of the flesh. Unfortunately, we forgot that flesh was the only thing letting us feel anything
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The Death of the Humanities
A short essay lamenting the loss of the humanities, in favour of loving SEO and corpo-slop.
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Canada is Still Happening
And who says Canadian politics is boring? I’m Canadian. I like being Canadian, but I’m not blind to the problems of my country: the rising cost of living, the ineffectual “Charter of Rights and Freedoms” which stymies economic progress, and how what was once a great country has turned into a “just okay” country, where…
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My Shovel (Original Short Story)
A determined builder follows his dreams, digs a very deep hole, and accidentally becomes a nuclear power.
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The Lantern of the Laughless Saint (2026) Video Game Review
The Lantern of the Laughless Saint pays homage to Morrowind, featuring janky gameplay, strange lore, and a captivating atmosphere. Despite character creation simplicity and some lag issues, it offers a charming experience with engaging quests. However, its $23.99 CAD price may deter players seeking a polished RPG, resulting in a score of 6.6/10.
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) Movie Review
Boy, I really love Florence Pugh! I can’t wait for the new Dune Movie!
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The Interview of a Young Man (Original Play)
A desperate young man receives an interview for a job he never applied for. The salary is absurd, the company barely exists, and the interviewer seems to know far more about him than she should. The Interview of a Young Man is a one-act supernatural horror play about ambition, guilt, and getting exactly what you…
The Philistine Review 